WHERE DA JACKIEE

Ioann says:
screw her
she isn't the boss of me
Sweatpee says:
okay
yiasouyianni@hotmail.com said (5:38 PM):
*brushes hand against your face* it'll be okay
*wipes away a tear*
Sweatpee says:
*stands up suddenly*
it's not like I care or anything!
Ioann says:
*grabs arm* i know you, you don't act like this
Sweatpee says:
*looks away, trying to conceal the tears* I couldn't care less.
Ioann says:
*grabs your face* LOOK AT ME
*performs German folk dance* ISN'T THIS WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING FOR?
Sweatpee says:
<34i3333

"Sometimes you have to be the boss of dancing"

FOR AN ALEX

space jamz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T92-p8bwBL0
Sweatpee says:
THANK YOU
Ioann Bryan says:
Mario and Luigi! I'm thinking about making another video like this with better quality soon!  
Sweatpee says:
naa hee dancin.. but wen u hala bakeeed.. u see hisss rythem .. nd hee giggin it on beat lmao.
Ioann Bryan says:
ugghghgh i can't handle it
overload
hala
Sweatpee says:
wen u hala
Ioann Bryan says:
naa
naa hala wen
totally different language
Sweatpee says:
(?) he's dancing, but when you're hella baked... you see his rhythm... and he's [dancing] on beat.
still doesn't make sense
Ioann Bryan says:
I understand that this characature of Mario and Luigi are designed to dance, but when you've partaken of recreational drug use, his rhythm becomes more pronounced and the beat of the song has a stronger resonance.
Sweatpee says:
THANK YOU
Ioann Bryan says:
You're WELCOME

Sweatpee says:
turkey, mashed potatoes, ham, stuffing, mashmallowedyams
the turkey was crockpot'd so it's not dry
Ioann Bryan says:
okay
beautiful spread there
i see you have the new Laundromator 5000
technology these days!
did you hear that Mrs. Smith is a communist?
Sweatpee says:
I LOVE YOU

This is the embodiment of fear. For me, at least. For Sam it's the future of robotics. WHAT DOES SAM KNOW

I love this damn comic. You sort of have to have a tolerance for humanity as a whole to read it though. It's sad and random and lfie lfielife. Apparently the guy got away with it.

At night she spreads her wings
She dreams of bigger things
She floats above the town
She sings without a sound

She can be anywhere at all
She can be anyone at all

Bryan: I'm British, I'm British, I'm British
Jackie: Why do you hate English people?
Bryan: I don't know. I have nothing to do.

Wait, what?

DAVID WAIN directed Role Models.

Oh. Wow.

hi alex you're sick! you have a knee. look at that. I hope you learrngh

Jackie says:
want me to make you ramen? come over
Jackie says:
BRYAN
Ιωάννης says:
EW FUKC
Ιωάννης says:
RAMEN IS SO FUCKINGG OH MG
Jackie says:
I MADE RAMEN. WOULD YOU SHUIT UP
Ιωάννης says:
GROSS WHATS YOUR PROBLEM
Jackie says:
IT's DSOS DELICIOUS
Ιωάννης says:
DISGUSTING DISGUSTING DISGUSTING
Jackie says:
WRITE ME THE INTRODUCTORY PARAGRAPG TO YOU ESSAY ON WHY IT IS DISGUSTING]
Ιωάννης says:
Limp. Fumagating. Headache. These words aptly describe the horror of a particular dish of Asian cuisine, termed ramen noodles. Finding its origins as a mass-produced method of dietary supplement in early Communist China, ramen has quickened its devolvement via the permeation of pop-culture Asian-American food.

Hey, so, uh, listen, do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

There's this male counselor, who I'm told is there to help specificallyguys with their issues. I offered him my Almond Joy and he responded, "Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't."